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No Trophy, But...

By William R. Newcott and The Editors, March-April 2005

Our big winners go home with the coveted La Chaise d’Or trophy (at left). The not-so-big winners find themselves here, in our annual Footnotes to Greatness column




Best Old-Age Makeup
Kevin Kline in De-Lovely—not just older; he's better!

Medal of Bravery
Jamie Lee Curtis, who at 46 donned a fearlessly teeny bikini for a scene in Christmas With the Kranks

Christopher Walken 911 Award
Number of mediocre flicks saved by his presence this year: 4 (Man on Fire, Envy, The Stepford Wives, Around the Bend). Last year: 2

Who's Your Daddy? Romantic Gap Prize
Pierce Brosnan, who at 51 wooed Salma Hayek, 38 (After the Sunset). Honorable mention: Nicole Kidman at 37 with Cameron Bright at 11 as her reincarnated hubby (Birth).

Which Movie Did We Come to See?
Before Sunset
After the Sunset
The Day After Tomorrow

Love to Hate 'Em Trophy
Alan Alda for his sleazy senator in The Aviator

Character-Counts Award for Great Cameo Appearances
Tom Poston (Christmas With the Kranks), Kathy Bates (Around the World in 80 Days), David Soul and Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky and Hutch)

Phoning-It-In Award
Dame Judi Dench never had to interact with another actor to film her holographic character in Vin Diesel's Chronicles of Riddick. Actually, Vin never interacted with anyone either, and he was there.

Lovely Parting Gift
David Carradine for his graceful (and bloodless) exit in Kill Bill: Volume 2

Hardest-Working Woman in Showbiz
Faye Dunaway, with eight movies either in or awaiting release during 2004

How Long Will the Sequel Take?
Director Jim Jarmusch started filming this year's acclaimed comedy Coffee and Cigarettes so long ago—back in 1986—that at the time people were actually still smoking.

Wait Your Turn
Stars who'll be 50 and qualify for La Chaise d'Or next year: Kevin Costner, Whoopi Goldberg, Gary Sinise, Bruce Willis, Judy Davis.